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+https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/ionfqf/cthulhu/
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+If Cthulu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why
+can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
+
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+
+Well, if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I'd certainly
+notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly
+wreak destruction there.
+
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+
+That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so
+important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go
+take a look if the circle of ants starting chanting your name.
+
+And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny
+crystals - now you have to do us a favor.
+
+And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me...
+what's the favor?"
+
+and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me
+a pile of sugar" and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not,
+it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to
+tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of
+sugor or whatever.
+
+and *some* <BS>times you get asked for things you can't really do, one
+of them, she's like, "I love this ant but she won't pay any attention
+to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you
+just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da!
+problem solved! and the first ant is like _horrified whisper_ "what
+have I done"