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+Once upon a time there was a shark so fluffy and chonk, they created their own
+orbit. Space dust and rocks and aliens and stars would all line up to take
+turns flying around this cuddlesphere.
+
+One day the shark heard a sound. It was the saddest they had ever heard. A
+hooman was crying and in pain. So the shark rushed to the sound to see if they
+could help.
+
+On the way to the sound, the shark hit a giant bear, and the two split into a
+bunch of little chunky friends headed straight for earth. Sweden to be exact.
+
+Once on earth, the animals learned it wasn't just one hoom in pain. It was a
+lot of hooms. So they split up to make sure every house in need could get a
+cuddly friend. Or 2. Or ten. They would be there, by the humans' side. They
+couldn't solve all our problems, but they could always be here for us.
+
+And that's why you're here with your friends, hoom and animal alike. You're
+made of space rocks, each and every one of you. And so am I. Perhaps we'll go
+back up there together one day.
+
+Sleep well little finned friends.
+
+https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/14ncnnn/hooman_will_you_tell_us_a_bedtime_story/jq7bnkk/