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https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/ionfqf/cthulhu/

If Cthulu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why
can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.

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Well, if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I'd certainly
notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly
wreak destruction there.

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That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so
important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go
take a look if the circle of ants starting chanting your name.

And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny
crystals - now you have to do us a favor.

And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me...
what's the favor?"

and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me
a pile of sugar" and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not,
it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to
tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of
sugor or whatever.

and *some* <BS>times you get asked for things you can't really do, one
of them, she's like, "I love this ant but she won't pay any attention
to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you
just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da!
problem solved! and the first ant is like _horrified whisper_ "what
have I done"


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Fanns även en fortsättning. Viktigaste detaljen var angående varför
människor kan ibland ta sig någon stans, men inte Cthulu.

Myrorna går under dörrspringar på en stängd dörr.