From f942f39652427953bdb15a64cb7f82d43549e040 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: =?UTF-8?q?Hugo=20H=C3=B6rnquist?= Date: Tue, 13 Jul 2021 03:23:14 +0200 Subject: Tue, 13 Jul 2021 03:23:14 +0200 --- Cthulu.wiki | 35 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Media.wiki | 2 ++ index.wiki | 1 + 3 files changed, 38 insertions(+) create mode 100644 Cthulu.wiki diff --git a/Cthulu.wiki b/Cthulu.wiki new file mode 100644 index 0000000..03c72a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Cthulu.wiki @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/ionfqf/cthulhu/ + +If Cthulu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why +can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be. + +-------------------------------------------------- + +Well, if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I'd certainly +notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly +wreak destruction there. + +-------------------------------------------------- + +That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so +important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go +take a look if the circle of ants starting chanting your name. + +And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny +crystals - now you have to do us a favor. + +And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me... +what's the favor?" + +and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me +a pile of sugar" and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not, +it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to +tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of +sugor or whatever. + +and *some* times you get asked for things you can't really do, one +of them, she's like, "I love this ant but she won't pay any attention +to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you +just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! +problem solved! and the first ant is like _horrified whisper_ "what +have I done" diff --git a/Media.wiki b/Media.wiki index 7b04440..844a90f 100644 --- a/Media.wiki +++ b/Media.wiki @@ -30,6 +30,8 @@ Teolog - [ ] The Roots of Lisp av Paul Graham - [ ] Wizards, Aliens, and Starships - It's a breakdown of the "science of science fiction." - [ ] Norse Mythology av Neil Gaiman +- [ ] Unik a History and a Memoir av Brian Kerningham +- [ ] Dune - Lőkar? diff --git a/index.wiki b/index.wiki index 18d7361..f17aae7 100644 --- a/index.wiki +++ b/index.wiki @@ -24,6 +24,7 @@ - [[Humans are Adorable]] - [[Just an October Reminder]] +- [[Cthulu]] == Övrigt == - [[Media]] -- cgit v1.2.3