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diff --git a/Blåhaj.wiki b/Blåhaj.wiki new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6ef8f5d --- /dev/null +++ b/Blåhaj.wiki @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +Once upon a time there was a shark so fluffy and chonk, they created their own +orbit. Space dust and rocks and aliens and stars would all line up to take +turns flying around this cuddlesphere. + +One day the shark heard a sound. It was the saddest they had ever heard. A +hooman was crying and in pain. So the shark rushed to the sound to see if they +could help. + +On the way to the sound, the shark hit a giant bear, and the two split into a +bunch of little chunky friends headed straight for earth. Sweden to be exact. + +Once on earth, the animals learned it wasn't just one hoom in pain. It was a +lot of hooms. So they split up to make sure every house in need could get a +cuddly friend. Or 2. Or ten. They would be there, by the humans' side. They +couldn't solve all our problems, but they could always be here for us. + +And that's why you're here with your friends, hoom and animal alike. You're +made of space rocks, each and every one of you. And so am I. Perhaps we'll go +back up there together one day. + +Sleep well little finned friends. + +https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/comments/14ncnnn/hooman_will_you_tell_us_a_bedtime_story/jq7bnkk/ |